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State of the Onion Book by ,

State of the Onion Book
  • Author : ,
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2008-01-02
  • Category: Fiction
  • Pages : 336
  • ISBN Code: 1101206527
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Summary: Introducing White House Assistant Chef Olivia Paras, who is rising-and sleuthing-to the top. Includes recipes for a complete presidential menu! Never let them see you sweat-that's White House Assistant Chef Olivia Paras's motto, which is pretty hard to honor in the most important kitchen in the world. She's hell-bent on earning her dream job, Executive Chef. There's just one thing: her nemesis is vying for it, too. Well, that and the fact that an elusive assassin wants to see her fry.

The Onion Field Book by Joseph Wambaugh

The Onion Field Book
  • Author : Joseph Wambaugh
  • Publisher : Delta
  • Release Date : 2008-11-26
  • Category: True Crime
  • Pages : 512
  • ISBN Code: 0307489124
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Summary: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating account of a double tragedy: one physical, the other psychological.”—Truman Capote This is the frighteningly true story of two young cops and two young robbers whose separate destinies fatally cross one March night in a bizarre execution in a deserted Los Angeles field. “A complex story of tragic proportions . . . more ambitious than In Cold Blood and equally compelling!”—The New York Times “Once the action begins it is difficult to put the book down. . . . Wambaugh’s compelling account of this true story is destined for the bestseller lists.”—Library Journal

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Book by The Onion

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Book
  • Author : The Onion
  • Publisher : Little, Brown
  • Release Date : 2012-10-23
  • Category: Humor
  • Pages : 352
  • ISBN Code: 031613323X
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Summary: Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

The Good Lord Bird Book by James McBride

The Good Lord Bird Book
  • Author : James McBride
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2013-08-20
  • Category: Fiction
  • Pages : 480
  • ISBN Code: 1101616180
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Summary: Now a Showtime limited series starring Ethan Hawke and Daveed Diggs Winner of the National Book Award for Fiction From the bestselling author of Deacon King Kong (an Oprah Book Club pick) and The Color of Water comes the story of a young boy born a slave who joins John Brown’s antislavery crusade—and who must pass as a girl to survive. Henry Shackleford is a young slave living in the Kansas Territory in 1856--a battleground between anti- and pro-slavery forces--when legendary abolitionist John Brown arrives. When an argument between Brown and Henry's master turns violent, Henry is forced to leave town--along with Brown, who believes Henry to be a girl and his good luck charm. Over the ensuing months, Henry, whom Brown nicknames Little Onion, conceals his true identity to stay alive. Eventually Brown sweeps him into the historic raid on Harpers Ferry in 1859--one of the great catalysts for the Civil War. An absorbing mixture of history and imagination, and told with McBride's meticulous eye for detail and character, The Good Lord Bird is both a rousing adventure and a moving exploration of identity and survival.

Onions in the Stew Book by Betty MacDonald

Onions in the Stew Book
  • Author : Betty MacDonald
  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release Date : 2016-11-01
  • Category: Biography & Autobiography
  • Pages : N.A
  • ISBN Code: 0062672215
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Summary: You know how sometimes friendship blossoms in the first few moments of meeting? "Something clicked," we say. Well, that's what discovering Betty MacDonald was like for me: I happened to read a couple of pages of one of her books and — click — knew right away that here was a vivacious writer whose friendly, funny, and fiery company I was really going to enjoy. Although MacDonald's first and most popular book, The Egg and I, has remained in print since its original publication, her three other volumes have been unavailable for decades. The Plague and I recounts MacDonald's experiences in a Seattle sanitarium, where the author spent almost a year (1938-39) battling tuberculosis. The White Plague was no laughing matter, but MacDonald nonetheless makes a sprightly tale of her brush with something deadly. Anybody Can Do Anything is a high-spirited, hilarious celebration of how "the warmth and loyalty and laughter of a big family" brightened their weathering of The Great Depression. In Onions in the Stew, MacDonald is in unbuttonedly frolicsome form as she describes how, with husband and daughters, she set to work making a life on a rough-and-tumble island in Puget Sound, a ferry-ride from Seattle.

Oni and the Kingdom of Onion Book by Marc Rubenstein

Oni and the Kingdom of Onion Book
  • Author : Marc Rubenstein
  • Publisher : Morgan James Publishing
  • Release Date : 2018-09-04
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 46
  • ISBN Code: 1642790591
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Summary: This beautifully illustrated children’s book tells the story of vegetables in a refrigerator who learn about accepting others and the meaning of Hannukah. Despite their differences in shape, size, and color, the ingredients in a salad work together to create a healthy meal. Could we humans learn a thing or two from our vegetable friends? Oni and the Kingdom of Onion is a charming children’s story that teaches important lessons about respect, tolerance, diversity, caring, and sharing. Written by Marc Rubenstein and illustrated by Hannah Miller and Tamra Gerard, Oni and the Kingdom of Onion also recounts the origins of the first Hanukkah and the importance of religious history. Through Oni’s story, children are encouraged to be accepting of others and work towards common goals, all while learning about an important religious holiday. Children and parents alike will enjoy learning about Oni, a remarkable onion, and how in a divided world, we can all come together as one.

Fonduing Fathers Book by Julie Hyzy

Fonduing Fathers Book
  • Author : Julie Hyzy
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2012-12-31
  • Category: Fiction
  • Pages : 304
  • ISBN Code: 1101618620
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Summary: White House executive chef Olivia Paras has enough on her plate. But after gaining new information about her father’s death, the First Family isn’t the only family Olivia is concerned about… Olivia has always believed that her father was an honorable man—until a trip to visit her mother reveals that he was dishonorably discharged from the army. Olivia is even more shocked to learn that he was brutally murdered because someone at his company suspected him of selling corporate secrets. Refusing to believe that her father was a scoundrel, Olivia won’t rest until she proves his innocence. Enlisting the help of her boyfriend, Gav, Olivia must reach out to her father’s colleagues to discover the truth behind his murder. What she’s about to discover may not only put her at risk, but threaten national security as well…

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Book by The Onion

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Book
  • Author : The Onion
  • Publisher : Little, Brown
  • Release Date : 2012-10-23
  • Category: Humor
  • Pages : 352
  • ISBN Code: 031613323X
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Summary: Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with valuable information-such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

The Onion Field Book by Joseph Wambaugh

The Onion Field Book
  • Author : Joseph Wambaugh
  • Publisher : Delta
  • Release Date : 2008-11-26
  • Category: True Crime
  • Pages : 512
  • ISBN Code: 0307489124
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Summary: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating account of a double tragedy: one physical, the other psychological.”—Truman Capote This is the frighteningly true story of two young cops and two young robbers whose separate destinies fatally cross one March night in a bizarre execution in a deserted Los Angeles field. “A complex story of tragic proportions . . . more ambitious than In Cold Blood and equally compelling!”—The New York Times “Once the action begins it is difficult to put the book down. . . . Wambaugh’s compelling account of this true story is destined for the bestseller lists.”—Library Journal

Holes Book by Louis Sachar

Holes Book
  • Author : Louis Sachar
  • Publisher : Yearling
  • Release Date : 2011-06-01
  • Category: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages : 272
  • ISBN Code: 0307798364
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Summary: Winner of the Newbery Medal and the National Book Award! This #1 New York Times bestselling, modern classic in which boys are forced to dig holes day in and day out is now available with a splashy new look. Stanley Yelnats is under a curse. A curse that began with his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather and has since followed generations of Yelnatses. Now Stanley has been unjustly sent to a boys’ detention center, Camp Green Lake, where the boys build character by spending all day, every day digging holes exactly five feet wide and five feet deep. There is no lake at Camp Green Lake. But there are an awful lot of holes. It doesn’t take long for Stanley to realize there’s more than character improvement going on at Camp Green Lake. The boys are digging holes because the warden is looking for something. But what could be buried under a dried-up lake? Stanley tries to dig up the truth in this inventive and darkly humorous tale of crime and punishment—and redemption. Includes a double bonus: an excerpt from Small Steps, the follow-up to Holes, as well as an excerpt from Louis Sachar’s new middle-grade novel, Fuzzy Mud. "A smart jigsaw puzzle of a novel." --The New York Times WINNER OF THE BOSTON GLOBE-HORN BOOK AWARD A NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW NOTABLE CHILDREN'S BOOK SELECTED FOR NUMEROUS BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR AND ALA HONORS

How to Be Black Book by Baratunde Thurston

How to Be Black Book
  • Author : Baratunde Thurston
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release Date : 2012-01-31
  • Category: Humor
  • Pages : 272
  • ISBN Code: 0062098047
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Summary: New York Times Bestseller Baratunde Thurston’s comedic memoir chronicles his coming-of-blackness and offers practical advice on everything from “How to Be the Black Friend” to “How to Be the (Next) Black President”. Have you ever been called “too black” or “not black enough”? Have you ever befriended or worked with a black person? Have you ever heard of black people? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this book is for you. It is also for anyone who can read, possesses intelligence, loves to laugh, and has ever felt a distance between who they know themselves to be and what the world expects. Raised by a pro-black, Pan-Afrikan single mother during the crack years of 1980s Washington, DC, and educated at Sidwell Friends School and Harvard University, Baratunde Thurston has more than over thirty years' experience being black. Now, through stories of his politically inspired Nigerian name, the heroics of his hippie mother, the murder of his drug-abusing father, and other revelatory black details, he shares with readers of all colors his wisdom and expertise in how to be black. “As a black woman, this book helped me realize I’m actually a white man.”—Patton Oswalt

The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters Book by The Staff of The Onion

The Onion Presents: Love, Sex, and Other Natural Disasters Book
  • Author : The Staff of The Onion
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release Date : 2012-01-31
  • Category: Humor
  • Pages : 144
  • ISBN Code: 1594745552
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Summary: Here are more than one hundred news stories of high-school sweethearts, college hook-ups, dating disasters, weddings, divorces, and restraining orders. From “18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate in Hometown” to “Couple Forgets 70th Wedding Anniversary,” these reports capture the heartbreak and hilarity of the human experience.

Chopping the Onion Book by Dusana Michaels

Chopping the Onion Book
  • Author : Dusana Michaels
  • Publisher : BalboaPress
  • Release Date : 2013-11-14
  • Category: Body, Mind & Spirit
  • Pages : 368
  • ISBN Code: 1452584869
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Summary: Dusana Michaels shares her personal journey through the recovery from childhood incest. Her journal entries take you from the first inklings that a part of her life was missing to finding hope and inspiration on the step-by-step process of healing from trauma. The rawness and vulnerability of the childhood wounds are transmuted into strength and power as the thoughts and emotions associated with the trauma are faced with tenacity and willingness. It is an inside perspective of the ups and downs associated with finding trust, learning to love, practicing forgiveness, and listening to the guidance from above without going into graphic details of the abuse. It covers the universal themes of personal growth that human beings encounter on the way to wholeness. Dusana lives her life by taking the lessons presented in life and integrates them into a new way of seeing herself and the world. Chopping the Onion offers a powerful message for finding your way through the darkest hours to encounter the light and peace once more.

Formal Methods: State of the Art and New Directions Book by Paul Boca,Jonathan P. Bowen,Jawed Siddiqi

Formal Methods: State of the Art and New Directions Book
  • Author : Paul Boca,Jonathan P. Bowen,Jawed Siddiqi
  • Publisher : Springer Science & Business Media
  • Release Date : 2009-12-04
  • Category: Computers
  • Pages : 273
  • ISBN Code: 9781848827363
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Summary: Through fundamental contributions from leading researchers, this volume describes the use of formal modeling methods in the areas of requirements, design and validation. The self-contained chapters provide readers with rich background information and a diverse breadth of specialist material.

The Onion Girl Book by Charles de Lint

The Onion Girl Book
  • Author : Charles de Lint
  • Publisher : Tor Books
  • Release Date : 2002-08-03
  • Category: Fiction
  • Pages : 508
  • ISBN Code: 9781429911276
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Summary: 2017 Aurora Awards Best of Decade Finalist In novel after novel, and story after story, Charles de Lint has brought an entire imaginary North American city to vivid life. Newford: where magic lights dark streets; where myths walk clothed in modern shapes; where a broad cast of extraordinary and affecting people work to keep the whole world turning. At the center of all the entwined lives in Newford stands a young artist named Jilly Coppercorn, with her tangled hair, her paint-splattered jeans, a smile perpetually on her lips--Jilly, whose paintings capture the hidden beings that dwell in the city's shadows. Now, at last, de Lint tells Jilly's own story...for behind the painter's fey charm lies a dark secret and a past she's labored to forget. And that past is coming to claim her now. "I'm the onion girl," Jilly Coppercorn says. "Pull back the layers of my life, and you won't find anything at the core. Just a broken child. A hollow girl." She's very, very good at running. But life has just forced Jilly to stop. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

The Onion Express Book by Brad McClure

The Onion Express Book
  • Author : Brad McClure
  • Publisher : Author House
  • Release Date : 2006-03-31
  • Category: Fiction
  • Pages : 308
  • ISBN Code: 9781452035055
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Summary: Part-time Construction Project Manager, Jack Bryce, takes on the role of re-constructing a once very famous restaurant and hotel, located in the city of Lahaina, on the island of Maui. There, away from his family and friends, Jack becomes entwined in the power struggle of one of Hawaii’s most well-known and influential families, who themselves have internal problems, and local unions corrupted by their mob member leaders who had seized control decades before. As Jack works to rebuild The Onion Express, the path is filled with murder, mystery and several surprises.

The Onion Presents A Book of Jean's Own! Book by Jean Teasdale

The Onion Presents A Book of Jean's Own! Book
  • Author : Jean Teasdale
  • Publisher : St. Martin\'s Griffin
  • Release Date : 2010-10-12
  • Category: Humor
  • Pages : 272
  • ISBN Code: 1429951826
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Summary: A few words from the author and eponymous columnist behind The Onion's column, "A Room of Jean's Own," Jean Teasdale: Hi Jeanketeers and Jeanketeers-to-be!! As The Onion's very own Humor and Human-Interest columnist, I've been entertaining readers for 15 years with kooky tales of life with my hubby and our two feline children. Now for the first time, li'l ol' me shines front-and-center in a book of my very own! A Book of Jean's Own! features all-original, never-before-published material, and if that wasn't impressive enough, marks the very first Onion book by a solo writer! Historical, huh? My book is sure to find an eager audience among The Onion's ten-million-strong readership. Wait, ten million people? I had no idea! Frankly, that scares me a little. We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto! (Oh shoot, I should have put that hilarious phrase in my book!) A Book of Jean's Own! also marks a departure from past Onion books in that it isn't crammed with headlines and articles in teeny-weeny print! Instead, I write about the stuff that really matters: shopping, chocolate, part-time jobs, and hot Hollywood hunks! Whether you read my book on the bus, the beach, or the toilet, you're guaranteed to find something to chuckle at and deeply relate to! Among the many nuggets of fun: * I tell you the Twenty Things That Are Better Than Sex! * For the first time ever, you learn my maiden name! * I spill the secrets of my scrumptious chocolate-loaded desserts, such as Ooey Gooey Choco-Cocoa-Mocha Cupcakes With Raspberry Filling And Coconut-Cream Cheese-Cola Frosting! * Acquire valuable, real-world tips on coping with a job you dislike, getting through those rough teenage years, and styling a Jean hairdo of your very own! * Get a giggle out of my doodles and overdose on the words of wisdom that are my Jean Proverbs! * You've heard of pity parties—get my tips for throwing your very own self-pity party! * Check out my own cure for the blues, the Plush Jamboree! * Witness my nervous breakdown while writing this book (well, writing is hard, after all!) * Also for the first time ever, Hubby Rick speaks! (Spoiler: It's not entirely in grunts!) * Lots of exclamation points! (And phrases in parentheses!) I'm sure every single one of those ten million readers will buy my book! And who knows? They just may find something in it that will help them lead happier and better lives!

Peeling The Onion: The Iraqi Center Of Gravity In Desert Storm Book by Major Collin A. Agee

Peeling The Onion: The Iraqi Center Of Gravity In Desert Storm Book
  • Author : Major Collin A. Agee
  • Publisher : Pickle Partners Publishing
  • Release Date : 2014-08-15
  • Category: History
  • Pages : 63
  • ISBN Code: 1782896600
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Summary: This monograph examines the concept “center of gravity” as applied by coalition forces during Operation Desert Storm. Center of gravity is an integral part of operational art and figures prominently in current U.S. doctrine. It begins by tracing the concept’s inception in Clausewitz’s On War, finding several competing definitions in various sections of that landmark work. Current U.S. doctrine reveals that time has done little to alleviate the confusion. The U.S. Army definition of center of gravity as a strength is significantly and irreconcilably different from the Marine Corps’ treatment as a weakness. The Air Force offers yet another slant. Given those inconsistent definitions, it is little wonder that various participants and analysts suggest differing centers of gravity during Desert Storm. From various sources, the monograph compiles a list of a dozen contenders for the title “Iraqi Center of Gravity.” It next examines coalition planning and actual combat action in search of a de facto center of gravity, concluding that the Republican Guard was the true Iraqi center. The monograph then suggests The Onion Model as a unifying representation of the concept. Adding the terms Protectors, Connectors and Sustainers to the Center of Gravity, it graphically portrays the relationship of the other eleven contenders to the true center of gravity. The study concludes that the center of gravity remains a valuable, if misused, concept. In Desert Storm, this misapplication of doctrine was overcome by an abundance of combat power; the center was hit because everything was attacked. In the future, U.S. forces may not enjoy the same luxury of time and resources. A future doctrine based on overwhelming force must be tempered by the Law of War’s requirements for military necessity, proportionality, and avoidance of unnecessary suffering.

Introduction to the Onion Family - Growing Onions, Shallots, Garlic, Chives, and Leeks Easily in Your Garden Book by Dueep Jyot Singh,John Davidson

Introduction to the Onion Family - Growing Onions, Shallots, Garlic, Chives, and Leeks Easily in Your Garden Book
  • Author : Dueep Jyot Singh,John Davidson
  • Publisher : Mendon Cottage Books
  • Release Date : 2016-03-23
  • Category: Gardening
  • Pages : 62
  • ISBN Code: 1311174273
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Summary: Table of Contents Introduction Garlic Harvesting Health Benefits of Garlic Weight Loss through Garlic Antiviral and Antibacterial Skin Protector Garlic for Your Liver Blood Sugar Reduction Cholesterol Reduction Onions Soil Preparation for Onions Seed Propagation Planting Thinning Proper cultivation of Onions Harvesting To Top or Not to Top Storage Chives Shallots Growing Shallots Harvest Growing shallots for Bulbs Leeks Leek Propagation Conclusion Author Bio Publisher Introduction Just do a little bit of mental globetrotting and think of all the cuisines in the world. There is absolutely no cuisine anywhere in the world, which has not used a member of the Allium family in some form or the other to make delicious fare for hungry families, down the ages.